I’ll know exam is near when I.....

I’ll know exam is near when I:

- keep clearing table and bedroom, but it gets messy again by the end of the day
- see people talking to fortune tellers on facebook
- have a beard like a prisoner
- dreamt that I have a cow for sale at RM1,100 and Kelana Jaya Station is in a kampong (???)
- run out of coffee
- missed Liverpool kickassing 4 - 0
- when there's sudden surge for peanut butter and jam at 3.35am - satisfied
- the Polystyrene "tah pao" packet is on the table after 2 days - spoon attached
- need EyeMo Moist for your eyes
- when there’s no Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday but just 3 days to exam, 2 days to exam, 1 day to exam and it’s freaking exam